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Operation Dinner Out
I recently read a story in one of my wife’s magazines that predicted by the end of the next decade,…
My Final "At Bat"
My final at-bat resulted in a standup triple. Unfortunately, ESPN, ESPN2 and ESPN3 were busy that night and didn’t record…
Tipping Point
Anyone who’s ever waited a table, worked a valet stand or serviced a client in a multitude of ways knows…
Texas, Our Texas
I know what you’re saying to yourself right about now: “Why the heck do I live in a place that’s…
Daddy Dearest
Hi, I’m Gayle … don’t tell the old ball and chain, but I’ve decided to commandeer his humor column while…
Mother-in-Law Mockery (Not Me)
"My mother-in-law has great balance. She has chips on both shoulders.” “What does your mother-in-law call her broom? Basic transportation.”…
Movin' on Up
It didn’t hit me until about 30 minutes into the presentation. There were people on stage droning on about some…
Money Moments
One of the few positives to come out this draining economic meltdown is that my kids are asking questions about…
What's In a Name?
Whew, I’m glad that’s over. Another holiday season in the books. No, I’m not a “bah humbug” sort of guy….
Learning Logistics
You don’t have to pull an all-nighter to get the best resources for your child’s educational needs—we’ve done the work…
Every Vote Counts (My Kids Are Counting on You)
My best holiday present ever? That’s easy. Mattel’s handheld football game. Small, blinking dashes. No passing. Just one little dash…
Gaining on the Golden Years
There are numerous signs that you’re getting old. Here are two that immediately come to mind: 1) When you hear…
Minor Games, Major Pains
I was racked twice last week — and I don’t play catcher for the Rangers, and I wasn’t in a…
Wonder-Full
There are some questions that will never be answered. When is this recession going to end? Will there ever truly…
Don't Just Lounge … Learn!
It’s day two of summer vacation and you’re already out of entertainment ideas for the kids. How can you offer…
Bottled Bliss
Evian Natural Spring Water has partnered with French designer Jean Paul Gaultier to produce five exclusive haute couture bottles. Crafted…
No-Party Zone
Before you read the following proposal, please know that I know it will never fly. No way. Nada. Not a…
Natural and Classic Toys Make a Comeback
Dallas families are reaching for natural toys and throwbacks to another era for their little ones. Here’s a look at what’s new (and old).
Facebook, MySpace Nix Breastfeeding Photos
Is a photo of a nursing mother obscene? Outraged breastfeeding activists say no, abandoning Facebook and MySpace accounts and firing…
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