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The Funniest #MomTruths We Heard In April

ever missed school pickup?

When I was pregnant with my last child, I laid on my bed for a few minutes. I woke up to the teacher calling me to come pick up my daughter.Elizabeth, Dallas 

When my daughter was 3, she was a flower girl for my cousin’s Hindu wedding. After watching a traditional dance from the groom’s sister, she kicked off her shoes, turned around and told me, ‘Mommy, I can do that!’ She ran up and did her own scarf dance, alone on the dance floor. Maria, Haslet 

My 3-year-old doesn’t hesitate to tell me every night ‘I love your big, soft, squishy belly. Sqoosh, sqoosh. Thanks, Bud. Jennifer, Burleson  

My 8-year-old daughter has never slept past 7:30 in the mornings. I gave her stern instructions to not wake me up on the weekends. Her reply was, I wake you up early on the weekends to get revenge for you waking me up early during the school week.’” Roshun, McKinney 

I was flipping through Netflix and the remote wasn’t working. I said, ‘What the heck?!’ My 5-year-old quickly blurted out, ‘Mommy! Those are bad words! You shouldn’t say that!’” Papatia, Dallas 

“My 6-year-old son was driving a car on a game on his iPad. We asked him why he was up on the sidewalk. He shrugged and said, ‘Poor driving skills.’” Alexis, Bedford 

Illustration courtesy of Mary Dunn.